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Awaiting Orders
We are currently awaiting orders from High Command. Stay tuned.
NEW STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY
High Command has authorized a mandatory requisition of squandered capital hoarded on Automaton-held planets. Helldivers: secure 70,000,000 Automaton samples and neutralize 25,000,000 Cyborg Radicals. Acquisition of these socialist assets will bolster cross-Ministry research and intel efforts, enable a new season of televised vivisectional audits, and will fund the immediate use of the Autocannon Stratagem.
STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY SEIZED
High quantities of recovered Illuminate corpses prove the successful execution of the Helldivers' directive. Illuminate Appropriator activity on KEID has significantly diminished, and UARs remain safely buried. Archaeological teams have been deployed to place additional terrain atop UAR sites, to prevent future excavation.

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